woensdag 15 december 2010

Fashionmisfakes

Understanding the mind of desperate men, that is not worth giving a shot.
Writing this blog, makes me consider the fact that, men probably think dat UGG's and Birkenstocks are the creation of solely one manufacturer..

Being a woman myself, I know how difficult it is to survive this cold winter (or any winter for that matter) while looking hot, sexy and 'warm'.
Actually... Now when I think about it, it is not the 'hot' and 'warm' part that is difficult, it's rather the being 'sexy' and 'adorable' that seems undoable.
I know, and it is pretty obvious, men don't like to see beautiful women all covered in warm, furry, teddy filled sweaters with big large pink scarves and the best part : UGG's.
Why don't they like it, well, maybe the question should rather be something like: why would they like it? All those warm furry winter clothes, they just don't appeal to men at all! It's covering every part of a body, especially the parts men are so fond of. Well, not that the UGG's cover any significant part - not counting those few foot fetish fellows. But from what I've heard, UGG's are wellknown as 'UGGly's' of 'fUGGly's' in mensworld.
It seems to be the biggest fashionmistake, though some might say that Birkenstock is even worse. Probably because those enormous, brown, sweaty, furry, hateable boots have conquered the entire world, and even kids are fashionvictims now! And they are expensive! We're not talking about 60 dollars, we're talking about somewhat 140 dollars for boots that can only be worn 3 months because then the season is over! I can understand why men have the I-hate-UGG's-opinion. I mean, I can understand why they think they're fUGGly, but I still wear 'm.
Men don't want to see us wearing those warm boots, they'd rather see us shiver in mini skirts and nothing more than a seethrough shirt, regardless the cold outside. And even if women get all blue and cold, men will see that as an opportunity to heat up the place (For the record, yes that can be quite romantic, but that is not the point I'm trying to make here), in stead of offering some warm clothing.
Nonetheless, whatever men seem to think about those fUGGly's, they're hot and they're everywhere. Despite several men wanting to skin and burn them all, I think UGG's are the most popular fashion items ever. And they're not going anywhere. At least, not untill fall, and then the lovely Birkenstocks take over.....